At Dick Ink Media, we don’t shy away from the bold stuff. Our greeting cards are for those who appreciate a cheeky laugh with a side of swear words and outrageous humour. Whether it’s a sharp one-liner or an edgy quip, our cards are designed to give you a good laugh—just the kind of laugh that comes from something totally uncensored. But let’s get one thing straight: These cards are for fun, not for being a total arse.

Our cards are packed with naughty words. They’re for those who can take a joke—a strong one. But we’ve got rules to keep things in good spirits (and avoid you being that person at the family gathering).

What you need to know:

Not for the easily offended: If you’re offended by swear words or a bit of dark humour, our cards probably aren’t your cup of tea. But if you love a good laugh (even if it’s a little dirty), you’re in the right place. 

For the right audience: Our cards work best with people who can laugh at themselves and embrace the unexpected. If you’ve got a mate who loves a laugh but definitely won’t find this humour funny, maybe skip it. You know who can handle a swear word and who can’t.

Use your best judgement: Not every situation is the right one for an F-bomb. If you’re unsure whether a card is appropriate for the recipient, it’s always better to be kind than to risk taking the joke too far. We’re here for laughs, not drama.

The bottom line:

Our cards are made to push boundaries, share laughs, and embrace the absurdity of life. If you can handle the swear words and the cheek, you’re going to love what we’ve got. But if you’re not sure, maybe give that card to someone else—there’s no harm in keeping it light-hearted. Life’s too short not to have fun, so laugh a little louder (just don’t blame us if it’s a little extra).